Ticket Talker 3000 from 76 gasoline

76 gasoline reminds you that the only way to avoid getting a ticket is not to speed. Ever. 

But have you wondered if there might be an excuse that could get you out of a ticket? If there is, it could be in here - the Ticket Talker 3000™. Download it and you will have a litany of original justifications, rationalizations and outright prevarications at your fingertips. At the very least, it will put a smile on the highway patrolman's face as he hands over your citation. 

The Ticket Talker 3000™ is another tool from your friends at 76. We're not just TOP TIER gas, we're on the driver's side.